Dear...[OOC]

[TRISTEN HARDING]

Basically, a rant page. Rant to people! >3
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Dear Mister Man Opposite Us,

Thank you for being such a douche. I'm sure all those little birds are absolutly one hundred per cent in love with you now. Ever heard of that little something called global warming? No? how about all those tree's in the rainforest being cut down? No? NO?! Wtf.

You know, I couldn't help but think 'I hope he falls from that tree.' Watching you hack away at those branches with a manual saw made me think, do tree's feel pain? Gawd. If they did I feel sorry for Mr. Tree.

I can forgive you for choppy down my lovely morning view, but the countless number of birds that live there is just ridiculous. Maybe, MAYBE, it would have been okay if you had chopped down the tree in winter, you know, when all the birds aren't there. But, hey, hell of a good tree-chopping time. Have fun shaking all the little baby bird eggs out? Mmm. Thought so.

It might not have been so painful to watch had it been down professionally, maybe the whole tree would have been gone by now and not only half done. Bits of brance sticking out left right and centre isn't exactly what I would call a good view. Its sad really, but what can I do besides watching and hoping you fall out because you think you're to manly to tie yourself to something? Good luck in your afterlife.

I salute you,
The one who watched.